Allergies

While I was making dinner Jess flew her bird into the kitchen. Attached to the back was a little stuffed poodle. She asked me if I noticed anything. OK, sometimes when I'm doing 50 things at once I may miss a few things, but the poodle was obvious. I know a crazy explanation will also be attached. Bring it on. "So the bird saved the the poodle from the dinosaurs. They eat birds and poodles you know. If the bird wouldn't have saved the poodle, he would have died! And Mom, he's allergic to that."
Later at dinner, she was allergic to her food.